Ok forgot to post this, but it's probably the funniest crap that's ever happened to me.
I was had my wedding attire on, semi-formal. And was sitting in our rental car...of all vehicles a newr impala. Which are the police issue squard cars here. It is white and plain.
So I was napping in the car yesterday, and looking like this:

And this woman, who was probably in her 30s, walks up and taps on the car, and says to me "Excuse me, Mr.Officer, but do you know where the nearest womens washrooms are?" (For all you who don't know a washroom is the common canadian dialect for bathroom/restroom)
And OMG, I woke up and realized she was talking to me and almost laughed in her face, and asked her if this was a joke. But I just pointed towards the mall area where I knew there were washrooms...and I just mentioned to her that I wasn't a cop...and she got all embarassed and flustered and walked off.
BUT OMFG SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS A COP!!!!!
July 17 2005, 19:36:23 UTC 6 years ago
Anyways, that is pretty funny.
July 17 2005, 20:01:29 UTC 6 years ago